Sleep? - Yes, please
Breastfeeding - One of nature's most natural things does not come naturally
Pregnancy weight - gone (ta da!)
Pre-pregnancy jeans - hell yeah, I'm wearing them
(If it sounds like I'm bragging on those last two, I am ;P )
# of days w/o a shower - Z.E.R.O. Nevah!
Kick ass afternoon of TV - TBS. Yes, Dear, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, King of Queens, Seinfeld, Friends and Just Shoot Me. I'm in love.
Treat du jour - Rick Krispie Treats
Swelling - All gone. My feet and calves are back to their recognizable form
Withdrawal from the Internet - Much worse than I imagined it would be
Need for some semblance of a routine - great/huge/enormous
Times I almost cried over spilled milk - One. One too many.
Times cried for no good reason - Who knows? But that Thanksgiving card really touched me, OK?
Goodbye to nearly clear complexion - Hello to not so much
Last reminders that I recently had surgery - laughing, coughing and sneezing
Ashley looks like - Her sister, and how!
A few words for my genetics - You're getting docked a day's pay for sleeping on the job (name that movie, anyone?)
Fingers nicked in first attempt at trimming nails - 3. 3 on one hand. Thank goodness Ashley didn't cry or I would have too.
Who is ready for another one? - Get back to me on that.
Who is feeling her heart burst with a true understanding of the meaning of Thanksgiving? - Yes ma'am, I am.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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3 comments:
You're so funny and clever, Megan! Happy Thanksgiving to you too! We need more pictures of the family posted, or at least an "after" picture of your meat feet so we can judge for ourselves. I'm so jealous that you are wearing your normal clothes so quickly!
Blazing Saddles!! I love that pic of Ashely in the sun. I thought she was a professional baby model.
you bitch! I can't get passed the fact that you've lost ALL of your pregnancy/baby weight?! ugh. And I'm 2 weeks ahead of you, don't worry, I'm still carrying it for the both of us, I suppose. I mean, I'm happy for you and all, but I'd be happier if I were in the same position. oh, I'm so depressed now. Think I'll go eat a cookie.
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