Me: You realize that if we ever get divorced, Ella and Ashley will have a New Daddy like that. [snaps]
David: Yep.
Me: What? That's all you've got to say for being replaced?
David: You're the one talking about remarrying!
Me: Yeah, actually I'm the one talking about divorce!
Me: No, you know what? You're not lucky enough to divorce me! I'm going to make you suffer for the rest of your life!
David: No, I'll suffer for the rest of your life.
Me: You're crazy if you think you're going to outlive me. I'm taking years off of your life as we speak. You'll be lucky to make it to 50!
David: That's NO SHIT.
(I swear this is how it all went down, verbatim. But before you go getting all worked up, it was totally tongue in cheek. Unless David keeps beating me at Scrabble. Then it's New Daddy all the way!)
3 comments:
Megs, don't you know that a good Southern Girl NEVER divorces her husband? Now, murder, on the other hand...
You guys are too funny!
I love this exchange! Hilarious!
You guys are too cute. ;)
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