Thursday, January 10, 2008

Bappy Hirthday (a la Bill McG)

Today is my birthday, Happy Birthday to me! The big 2-9. Ugh. I'm on my way to denying my 30's, but I plan to make the most of the last year of my carefree, youthful 20's, by gosh. Mom sent me this card which I thought was so funny. If you really think about it, it is quite nice to be able to do whatever in the hell you want to. So no green beans for me, thankyouverymuch!

Since I know all y'all had my birthday right there on your calendar but oh boy it's so early in the year and really slips up on you :), I'm going to give you an out. I would like for you to please search the internet far and wide for something that you would like to buy me. (Note the 'would', not 'will'!) Money is no object, of course, so I expect some pretty far out stuff! Just find me the best present ever and put the link to it in the comments. If I can't actually have that two week cruise to the Virgin Islands that I know someone would buy me, at least I can dream about it.

Now get clickin'! I can boss you around like this because I'm an adult and can do whatever in the hell I want. And it's my birthday.

**It works best if you use the 'nickname' and 'URL' feature in the comment box. Just write me a little blurb, put your name in the nickname box and paste the web address in the URL box. Your name will become the link. **

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not THE most expensive, but something to make due for your winter jaunts!

Ruby said...

Well I think that should work! Staff quarters? Holy smokes! Thanks, Mom! You are SO generous! I just wish that you had had time to close on it before my birthday got here but I appreciate your effort :)

(You can see what Mom almost bought me if she had only had time by clicking on the words 'megans mom'.)

Anonymous said...

A little something for your wrist!

Ruby said...

I think if I was wearing 15 grand around my wrist I would never leave the house! Or move, really.

Andria said...

wow, that's an impressive house. I love that it calls it a "single family home." with 8 bedrooms. and 16,000 square feet!

I prefer the Platinum one. . and it's 2 grand more! sheesh.

I'll have to look around for you something really special, but I think your mom took care of you pretty well.

Andria said...

Oh and PS Happy Birthday! (duh!) right behind you, babe. Definitely 29 and holding!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I remembered to do this so here you go. I know how much you want one but I know a regular one won't do.

Ruby said...

Aww... You know how much I want a minivan! ESPECIALLY a super special one like those! You really do love me, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Ok, it took me a little bit, but I would get you this (or you could choose a different one, if you have a preference, there are lots of options) so you could travel easily with all those youngun's you've got in tow these days.

Anonymous said...

I thought this would be wonderful for your bigger family. Happy Birthday, Megs! I really wish I could get this for you!

Anonymous said...

Nice prez-ents from some nize friends! I knew I should have gotten you a private runway with your house! John Travolta ain't gonna have nuttin on you!

Anonymous said...

Your choice of which one you want! This shouldn't be taken the wrong way!!! Just the best for you, Megs!

Anonymous said...

Uh, no, you can't boss us around because you are an adult. You only get by with it for TODAY because it's your birthday! This offer goes away after midnight tonight! We are adults too and can say,"uh, I don't think so!".

Anonymous said...

and everything at the end of it

... Happy Birthday Meggan

Anonymous said...

How about a star for the birthday girl? Is this one of your favorites, or is he too old?

Ruby said...

Jim, you are so nice! That is excellent!

And Susan, you hit the nail on the head, girl! I love me some George! Wranglers. That's all I need to say.

Anonymous said...

Glad you like him. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

What girl couldn't do with some Christian Louboutin's for her birthday? Hope it was a good one!

Anonymous said...

Happy late b-day! Hope you got all you wanted and a lot more. Here is something that I could use daily....thought you might like to try it out and let me know how it works for you! Just remember me when my birthday rolls around in a couple of months.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm torn between this one...

Anonymous said...

...and this awesomeness. I'll let you decide!

Anonymous said...

So you can take that trip to the Virgin Islands anytime you want!

Happy belated birthday, Megs!

Anonymous said...

I am late but got you this...its close by and has a few acres and pecan trees.