I don't know just what in the world is going on. Is this some type of cruel joke? What have I done to anger the hair gods? Whatever it was, I'm sorry. Is there a sacrifice that I can offer up? Throw my brand new hair dryer into the fire? Pour out all of my volumizing shampoo? (Please say no!)
Either way, this limp as a dishrag hair that I am sporting has got to go.
One day it was poofy and cute and the next it was flat and soft. Soft = limp. I don't want soft hair! I want hair that is gunked up enough to hold up the 'do!
My situation has reached such a feverish pitch that I was desperate enough to fork over a lovely gift card to Target for some little trial size bottles of 4 products in the Big Sexy Hair line. Having used the hairspray before I knew that it works like no other. It also works on your wallet, so I was not a repeat customer. Until last week. If the hairspray gives me big, sexy hair, wouldn't the shampoo, conditioner and gel? It's called BIG SEXY HAIR for pete's sake! But no. Flat as a pancake, I tell you. I'm sure all those products are working their amping magic only to be deflated by my karma. Or poor styling techniques. Or grown out cut.
So what's a girl to do? Call up the salon as soon as they open tomorrow, that's what. Beg and plead to be squeezed in on a girl's day off. Hope that a new cut will remedy the situation. Use expensive volumizing products on said new hair. And style it up and away.
Watch out, y'all. Big Sexy Hair will be comin' through.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
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Try just shampooing and not conditioning! I know this goes against all hair rules, but just try it and see ir that helps. Well, you could use conditioner on only the ends if you can't go cold turkey.
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